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Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events
Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
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Christian

A guy who shaves his legs
John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day
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Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .
So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.
by Kcboommm September 14, 2025
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Christian

Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
"Christian is such an wonderful person"
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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
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Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
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Christian

christian is just that nigga
by theonetruechris November 23, 2021
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