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Soup Can

When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.
Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023
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Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.
Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.
by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024
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Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
by dildosexual January 7, 2024
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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
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Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created
"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
by MC_Escher January 25, 2024
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Can

A derogatory word used for Canadian people.

A slur for Canadians.
A: "Look at that can!"
B: "Yeah! They're drinking maple syrup that dumb Can!"
by wixkill January 26, 2024
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He can get it

He or whoever the conversation subject is very good looking
For example, “ oh Michael B. Jordan he can get it!”

For example, “ Beyoncé can definitely get it”
by Choclathundaa January 30, 2024
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