contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside

person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park

by UbearAq March 12, 2024

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

no bones

A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day”

I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.

by Jleem5 October 16, 2021

Boning

A person that is Chinese and a noob at fortnite battle royale.He is also very very toxic

Boning stop being toxic

by SUXMYDISH November 19, 2018

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

Bone Thrower

an automobile with a sunroof or moon roof the one can easily throw, discard or otherwise get rid of chicken bones.

my bro won't even look at a whip if it ain't got a bone thrower in it.

by TRANS-AM-MAN September 14, 2013