Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 05, 2009

lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster

ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco

by Kirril Komarhan June 04, 2024

Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “

by Lick my delicious balls December 26, 2021

Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran

That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!

by childgroomer June 12, 2023

Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.

“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”

by Greenhans33 June 06, 2022

Denim Monster

Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).

Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.

by Greenhans33 June 11, 2022

Velvet monster

A woman's pussy

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023