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Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
by Nedux007 May 19, 2021
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Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
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Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples
I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.
by Durty J November 8, 2021
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Apple sorbet

The saying used when you're extremely high high fucked stoned
by Baxterfreight June 14, 2016
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Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021
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apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red
-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker
by Angry betch June 24, 2017
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Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024
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