Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. by loli big boobs July 3, 2015
Get the assholemug. What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
Get the tard pie assholemug. by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020
Get the Assholemug. Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
Get the Asshole it forwardmug. Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.
by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018
Get the Assholemug.