cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

poo chat frown

When someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don't care for that kind of chat

I turned around, and little Johnny had done his first poo in the potty. I was so proud of him pooing all alone. Poo, poo, poo-de-poo.

Turns to Dave What's up Dave

*Poo Chat Frowning*

by Spunky McSpunkerson January 2, 2017

Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

ansy poo bear

ansy poo bear is the alpha , ansy poo bear is everything 🥺😈

omg my little ansy poo bear

by mylittlesusling June 16, 2021

Kung Poo Punch

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.

Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.

by Horwitzerr April 7, 2011

slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

Snee-poo-pee

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011