O.G janet the janitor janet 

It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪

My Janet name is O.G Janet the janitor janet

O.G janet the janitor janet by Dr duff February 2, 2021

Jacked on the Juice 

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.

I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches

Jacked on the Juice by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022

kick the bull in the junk 

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

kick the bull in the junk by ew-david October 6, 2022

Johnny wants the jet 

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

Johnny wants the jet by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013