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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
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Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it
by Paper oof July 29, 2022
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squishy cookie

I liked her in the squishy cookie.
by Person O'random May 1, 2016
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Cookie Girl

Just an average girl, who acts like she’s sweet, but is actually a bitch, and not in a good way, she’s two faced , and is just your average slut,

She tastes sweet until you see the truth
That cookie girl is up to it again, what a bitch.
by 5moreminutesMOM January 21, 2020
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creampuff cookie

cream puff cookie is a video game character from the hit game cookie run: kingdom, she also plays a leading role in the "light the beacons!" and "expedition to protect earthbread" stories and is overall a really cool character.
by yomamagaming June 4, 2022
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Cookie butter

Hit it so hard make her cookie butter. Ate that bitch's pussy so long she made cookie butter
by Krazeman420 December 8, 2021
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Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
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