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jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
by Kambell October 24, 2017
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Cleaning out the car

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"
by JuyaC March 24, 2017
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Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
by c_notes_ April 3, 2017
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
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Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 22, 2017
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Car Sensitive

When a person is overly cautious around his/hers car, to a such extend that it affects other people's lives negatively.

It is not yet considered a real disease, even though most people can relate to a person who shows such behaviour.
The guy is so car sensitive, that he won't allow his kids inside the car, when they come from soccer practice.

She took up two parking spaces so she wouldn't park too close to another car. She must be very car sensitive
by Lonely Guineapig May 22, 2017
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