pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

world flying community

wtf is that websute oh god

person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok

by igottafeeling November 22, 2021

Getting Stung By A Fly

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)

Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Fly Creek, New York

See wordFly Creek/word.

by Trafton September 12, 2003

flying scrapbook

Female version of Flys eyes.

Judy is drunk - I hope she dosen't do the flying scrapbook again.

by Jack Clamount November 23, 2022

Flying Woodhasm

A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"

Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!

by MelonBread August 11, 2008

Flying

To run really fast

Kevin: Remember when Cody shot up the school?"
Tyrone: Nigga I went flying

by LittleCumNigga August 21, 2020