The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Apple Fanboy

Some who enjoys themselves a nice juicy Apple Sandwiches

Ruben loves Apple Sandwiches, he is Apple Fanboy

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 June 25, 2019

apple

a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

by flaflobla November 19, 2019

Apple

Apple is the best phone company in the world.They have some unique products that are so powerful such as:Iphone,Mac,Ipad.

Apple makes some really good phones

by Nobody_0334 February 23, 2023

Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022