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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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Big Black Splib

Any big black African man named Fred
Look at the big black splib. He's huge with a BBC
by The Real Toas November 9, 2023
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Sip And Spit

When you cum into a girls mouth, and she spits the cum back into your mouth.
Let's go to the bedroom and have a sip and spit.
by Diddydiddoodle April 2, 2024
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7-10 spit

The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
by Mr. Chicken Bits May 6, 2024
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Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt
Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024
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a banana spilt and a pogo stick

in season one the last episode off the season is all ends well with a wishing well the gang is at a wishing well and tigger wants a birthday and so he has to make up for all the birthdays he missed and one of his wishes was a banana spilt and a pogo stick some other wishes where the moon and a root bear and a pb&j i think a submarine and a sea of green so pooh go to get the moon for tigger but then he falls into the well and enters a wish world then tigger piglet and rabbit trie to save him but they find a giant cake for tigger tigger is older than most people reading this and 65+ at least!then they escape by using the last wish and then tigger get a banana spilt!
guy 1:look a tigger with a pig a bear and a rabbit eating a banana spilt while boncing on pogo stick!guy 2:WHAT THE FUCK guy three i want a banana spilt and a pogo stick too!
by BGUG555APPLEGANG123 January 22, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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