Sacked

Getting hit in the ballsack by someone or something.

Person 1: "Man, the tennis ball just hit my nuts!"
Persona 2: "Haha! You just got sacked!"

by citrufruit August 5, 2023

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.

He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!

by Houston JC July 9, 2009

Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.

With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.

by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

Gorilla ball sacking

Putting your balls on random objects

I am gorilla ball sacking mrs cucks mailbox

by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022