Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).

Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.

The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.

When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.

by Meme King! June 1, 2025

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Rusty sprocket

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around

I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock

by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023