Skip to main content

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
mugGet the Rusty Trumpet mug.

Rusty Raspberry

Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.
Example - the Rusty raspberry is a great date night treat
by Colton Morgan MF November 30, 2022
mugGet the Rusty Raspberry mug.

Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
mugGet the Rusty Wallace mug.

Rufy

Rufy is a guy who uses sex as an outlet for his pain. He tends to forget or maybe doesn’t even care to see how much of an impact he leaves on the people around him. letting his own hurt overshadow the hurt he inflicts onto others. He’s a big flirt. But underneath all that he’s goofy, charming, funny, a gentleman, and a good friend. Putting his friends happiness above his own sometimes. Likes to party. He’s a good person deep down he just has to let his ego go. He needs to learn he’s much more valuable than he gives himself credit for.
by anonymous January 7, 2023
mugGet the Rufy mug.

Rufy

Rufy is a guy who uses sex as an outlet for his pain. He tends to forget or maybe doesn’t even care to see how much of an impact he leaves on the people around him. letting his own hurt overshadow the hurt he inflicts onto others. He’s a big flirt. But underneath all that he’s goofy, charming, funny, a gentleman, and a good friend. Putting his friends happiness above his own sometimes. Likes to party. He’s a good person deep down he just has to let his ego go. He needs to learn he’s much more valuable than he gives himself credit for.
by anonymous January 7, 2023
mugGet the Rufy mug.

Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.
Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.
by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023
mugGet the Rusty S'mores mug.

Rusty Trickle

The following days discharge after busting bloody nuts in the local cumslut.
"Dude you should really get that checked out, you got a wicked rusty trickle going on down there right now" "Did you really bang susan last night, dont come running to me when you wake up with a rusty trickle in the morning"
by IdontHaveDischarge January 16, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Trickle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email