Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024

Roadhouse

When your girl is in the bathroom pooping and you kick down the door, sit on her lap, poop between her legs, and then roundhouse her in the jaw.

Have you ever had your girl ask you to poop with her?

Not really but have roadhoused a girl before

by Jeremy gaggliano April 11, 2024

Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

roadbump

The bulge of man's penis that can only be described as small or miniscule in size and shape

Ewwwww is that an erection

Nah, it's just a bit of roadbump

by anonymous May 14, 2024

Roadacoaster

Roadacoaster: a roadway with sharp curves or steep inclines which feels like an amusement park roller coaster when driven fast in an automobile.

Buckle your seat belt, it’s a Roadacoaster!

by TK78 May 20, 2024

road blocks

just. Roblox

it's not Roblox it's road blocks

by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

road-brother

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)

John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.

by Pius Felix June 13, 2024