real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023

cocknapper (real)

chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid

In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.

by Chyrsiela December 11, 2022

the real jb

JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB

by bandsyo November 5, 2013

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".

YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts

by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022