Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

ansy poo bear

ansy poo bear is the alpha , ansy poo bear is everything 🥺😈

omg my little ansy poo bear

by mylittlesusling June 16, 2021

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Snee-poo-pee

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Catch 20-poo

When, in order to determine whether you just executed a perfect no-wiper, you must wipe.

Man, I KNOW that was a top quality slider but you've just gotta be sure. Classic catch 20-poo.

by Japarab October 31, 2018

Kung Poo Punch

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.

Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.

by Horwitzerr April 7, 2011