one hitter quitter

the act of punching a redneck in the face and making him cry and yell damn you

that little hick was a one hitter quitter

one hitter quitter by lakaisk8r37 September 19, 2009

one night stand 

When you hook up with a person, with hopes of having possible multiple night stands, and realize that you can only stand them for one night because the sex is just that bad. It's usually followed by feelings of frustration and disappointment because the night looked hopeful for you before you got naked.

That guy and I had a one night stand, the sex was horrible. I can't take anymore than one night with him.

one night stand by whodoyouwantmetobe October 31, 2008

One Direction

A British and Irish boy band that tends to cause sexual frustration and the world-wide explosion of ovaries. This band of pure sex was first put together by the judges of the X-Factor (Namely Simon Cowell) in the year 2010. After winning third place, (Rebecca Ferguson placing second and Matt Cardle first), they were signed with SiCo, the record deal of Simon Cowell. Their manager's name is Paul Higgins, who rather than being a body guard, is referred to as the babysitter by the Directioners.

One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.

All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
Larry Stylinson
Lirry
Narry
Zarry
Zouis
Lilo
Niam
Ziam
Ziall

The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.

Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK

Directionator: One Direction's so gay.
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.

One Direction by Larry Stylinson's Carrots October 24, 2012

one beer wonder 

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

one beer wonder by Jake September 21, 2004

One Crack Mind

A person who uses crack, and EVERYTHING they do is based upon getting and using crack cocaine.

That hoe (whore) is cheap. She has a one crack mind!

One Crack Mind by Lbarber357 April 3, 2009

One piece no biscuit

The act of having sex as relating to a chicken dinner.

"One piece" referring to a single piece of meat (e.g. the male penis) and "no biscuit" signifying that there was no other sides included in this combo platter.

Yo I took that chick out last night and gave her the one piece no biscuit.

One piece no biscuit by JustSomeGuy155 January 18, 2010

one tree hill 

Teen drama that airs on the CW. Falls short of being a television show and instead lands in a pile of hippie garbage. Consists of predictable plot lines, bad directing, even worse acting and takes place in an irrelevant place called north Carolina. You know what else takes place in north Carolina? NASCAR.

The show was voted by the united nations as the worst show in the world and therefore banned it in 72 countries.

Pamela: Let's buy some chicken and go watch One Tree Hill.
Steve: No

one tree hill by dayaremmine March 24, 2008