Whiskey Tits

A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest

I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits

I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.

by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019

SHAKE A TIT

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.

Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!

by Stick1 August 9, 2020

Spiced tits

A pleasing smell. An odor that brings forth memories of long-forgotten happiness.

Mmm are you baking cookies? It smells like spiced tits in here.

by Neopolitan July 26, 2011

titty tit

When your girls nipples are so big (pepperoni nipples) it look like your tits have tits on them.

My daddy said that my mommy has big ole titty tits because she is a fat whore.

by Long dick Nick February 19, 2018

florida tits

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Wiggy Tits

Tits that be covered with a wig.

Yo, Mariah Carey's got Wiggy Tits on that magazine cover!

by Damn those buttz April 27, 2011

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018