A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.
Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.
by PhishTank March 4, 2016
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Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.
Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet
by amazriel April 17, 2022
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Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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The act of taking a specific situation, movement, or cause and stretching it's targeted audience to the broadest possible group of people that it can. This usually happens when groups "feel left out" or people feel like the given subject is being offensive to other groups by only empowering a specific group, though that's often a misunderstanding as to what the subject is and why it's presented how it is.

Social unification often comes off as racist, bigoted, misogynistic, sexist, and generally assholish depending on what the subject is, but in some cases, the unifier has no ill intentions despite their clear lack of knowledge on the issue.
A: Black Lives Matter!
B: No, All Lives Matter!
C: Dude, you don't get it. We aren't saying your life doesn't matter, we're just saying that people need to recognize our lives are important too.
A: Yeah, enough with the social unification already.
by ARandomNarutard July 19, 2016
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A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.
I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.
by Ferdie Birdie March 6, 2018
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Someone who flouts social conventions to gain information from people and then uses the information maliciously.
Luke: She found out that Larry had a few drinks at lunch then told his boss like the social scofflaw she is.
by nighthawk1337 April 12, 2017
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When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.
Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”
by de3le3 November 25, 2021
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