Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug. Usually referred to McNicholas students who are given everything by their father's. These people have no idea how the real world works and will soon learn that not even Daddy can win football games for them.
"Let's take football pictures by a 2024 Ford Bronco".
"But that car doesn't even look cool".
"I know but it's expensive and it's Daddy's Money anyway".
"But that car doesn't even look cool".
"I know but it's expensive and it's Daddy's Money anyway".
by CoachMikeOrlando August 22, 2024
Get the Daddy's Moneymug. When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
by Kaliente April 27, 2017
Get the last minute moneymug. by TadicRicemaster June 9, 2017
Get the slut moneymug. Killing money means using lots of money on Unuseful stuff and non-needed items this stuff could be like over expensive stuff don’t be
a Money killer.
a Money killer.
by art_life_09 April 16, 2022
Get the Killing moneymug. It's a hit.
Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!
Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!
Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!
Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!
Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
Get the Moneymug. by Aliciawoww January 15, 2016
Get the Pipe moneymug.