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Ashland middle school 

Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
Ooohh I get it now

Get what?

You go to Ashland middle school.

Stevens Middle School 

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
You're Sh*t

No, Stevens Middle School is

blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.
Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry

Cockeysville Middle School

the dumbest school ever where there is a lot of weirdos and fake ass bitches
don’t be like people from cockeysville middle school

Baird middle School 

Fake ass people. Everyone vapes. Girls date almost every boy. 8th graders hate 7th graders and 7th graders hate 6th graders. The teachers are honestly annoying. baird middle school is honestly mad dumb.
Baird middle school can stop giving us so much homework.

SJB Middle School

Filled with hoes to be at Maria Regina.Honestly Everyone that goes to school hates it.The teachers are drunk and hate their jobs too.Exepct for the one and only Lynch999.Even the principal would make you depressed.DONT GO HERE.
Hey Karen I was thinking about sending my child to SJB Middle School should I?
OMG YOUR A HORRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD U SEND A CHILD THERE?U MAY AS WELL PUT THEM IN A BOX AND FLAT THEM DOWN THE RIVER TK HOEVILLE