Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

Fucker

Someone that fucks and is a sex offender.

You are a fucker.

by Dr. Deloris February 10, 2025

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018

Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023