Jenny from Carlow

The process of getting shitfaced on college Christmas Day

“Ah lad, You should have seen me last Thursday, I was Jenny from Carlow”

by PLangerz March 25, 2023

Tale from the rELBJaLUD

Tale from the rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt buried 6 feet under story. A American tale from the grave of Lonnie benningfield junior in blue 💙. Lbj gets shot up in the street's by his arrival in red and he comes back to hunt them down one by one before he is put back in his grave. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created tale from the relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023

Finishing up from home

Closing the ticket I last worked on and heading to the pub

I've almost completed the job, I'm just finishing up from home.

by LANtech edition March 30, 2023

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023

Eatin' Cat From The Back

The art of eating pussy while a chick is doggy position.

Bro, I was Eatin' Cat From The Back last night. My nose was in her asshole but she loved it!

by Shit_patch_boyz January 23, 2023

Joe Watson from bensham

Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.

Joe watson from bensham- the biggest bird

Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’

Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’

by Jude the boyo January 26, 2023