Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021
Get the Dippy Dippy egg man mug.An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
Get the Egg McMuffin mug.where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
Get the Cadbury's Cream Egg mug.“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.
This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
“EGG?!”
by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022
Get the EGG?! mug.The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
Get the Laying an egg mug.When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs
Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.
by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024
Get the egg event mug.Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
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