Mahi Dog

Noun:

- A carnivorous mammal that typically works like an animal.

- One who works both hard and persistently.

B1: Hey man, my plan for Monday was to wake up early, hit the gym, then get into work before anyone else. Are you in?
B2: Damn, mahi dog!

by Maks96 November 28, 2022

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Dog Sick

Very fucking ill. Like how dogs poop and puke everywhere.

Dude, I'm dog sicks right now

by MilkmanMilkSteak January 4, 2013

hero the dog

A badass dog that is mexican but has as japanese name that likes to pee on 13-38 year olds

Ohh man Hero the dog peed on me again

by Aoden October 17, 2017

Gummy Dog

A dog with big gums.

Oh shit! Gummy dog is coming around the corner!

by Maxwell 273747 November 25, 2021

ketchup dog

A ketchup dog is when a guy has sex with a woman that is on her period, and then titty-fucks her. Thus looking like a hot dog with ketchup on it.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a ketchup dog.

by DOCTOR DEW October 7, 2011

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023