Dad

The guy that left for milk 13 years ago

"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."

by TheOnlyTwo December 2, 2020

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022