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Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.
'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'
by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006
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Holy buckets of cheese and crackers

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.
by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009
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crackeyed

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed
by chris April 21, 2004
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cacker juice

a drink traditionally drank by cackers ( otherwise known as Lambrini) whilst engaging in sexual intercourse with underaged chavs.
oi Emily dis cackerjuice dnt half ,make u horny!
by wancas April 16, 2005
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crackens beak

as pierre was working his way down her body, slowly kissing as he went down. he gently pulled her pink lingerie to one side, and saw that she had a fanny like a crackens beak.
by El presidente... February 23, 2010
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Cacker Whacker

A tool or heavy blunt instrument used for whacking cackers.

Often in the form of a half inch socket extension bar, Baseball Bat, Maglite style torch or any other item with similar weight and length. Usually kept behind the driver's seat of one's car or by the front door at a home and used mostly in self defense.

It is also known to be another variation of the wider used and more poular term Nigger Beater.

The term 'Cacker Whacker' has evolved from local dialect of the southern counties of England, in areas close to the Dorset/Hampshire border, and thought to have originated in the New Forest villages of Bransgore and Thorney Hill. This is where the Cackers run rife and Cacker Whacking, although illegal, is considered to be socially acceptable.

To be found in posession of a Cacker Whacker in your motor vehicle is considered by English law to be a criminal offence. That is if the officer believes that the tool or instrument is there soley for the pupose of cacker whacking. This is why heavy item are used, but those with an alternative primary function ie a baseball bat to play baseball with. Acceptable if you have the accompanying ball in your vehicle, offensive weapon without.
To avoid any conflict with the law, the suggested place for your Cacker Whacker is in the boot (Trunk) of your car where the police often overlook such items. However should you feel the need to keep it within arms reach be prepared to have to answer quetions if stopped by the police.
Carlos: "Oh Dordy mush dem boys got they a cacker whacker an headed this way god scuss you dinlo boi. Go'on away wi ya moi chavvy, me dead granfer I'll beat yer muvvas lips in!"

Dan: Those filthy Cackers are coming this way, what do you think they are after?
Adrian: I dunno but I got my trusy Cacker Whacker right here ready for them if they want to start anything.

Tim: Hey what happened man? I saw you got pulled over by the filth last night?
Tom: Ah not alot mate, the pigs had a good look round my car and found my Cacker Whacker behind my seat.
Tim: Shit man, what did they do?
Tom: They were going to confiscate it but I blagged them up. Said I needed it for my work. They let me keep it but I have to keep it in the boot of the car from now on.
Tim: Oh mate, bad times. At least you still got the old girl, best Cacker Whacker ever that one!
by cackerjames February 19, 2012
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cracked

to be a regular user of hard drugs such as cocaine, meth or heroine. It is often used to describe an addict. It can also be used to describe someone who fiends often
Yo I don't ever fuck with Marcus, he's straight up cracked. I heard he's using on the daily.
by Black Mamba 2.0 March 21, 2017
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