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alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started
by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021
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college clashing

(verb) The act of wearing apparel from at least two different colleges at the same time.
You're wearing a Syracuse baseball cap, UConn sweatshirt, and Kentucky sweatpants? You've taken college clashing to a whole new level.
by fernalfonso October 28, 2013
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college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
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Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.
John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"
by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024
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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 20, 2024
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