The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

vault cheese

A collection of cheese from the dirtiest of taints

Bro do you really have vault cheese in your closet

by Cheese vault May 20, 2023

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal August 24, 2016

Cheese chamber

The bathroom, particularly after someone has had a malodorous bowel movement.

Just passed the cheese chamber. You don't wanna go in there, man.

by blankenschmidt December 19, 2011

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021