Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Beef Slushie

The act of Jamming one’s penis into the anal region of another human, whilst filling the cavity with crushed ice.

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Treo G Warner - Founding Member of Beef Bum Crew

Wow! That Beef Slushie really sorted me out after last nights Lamb Bhuna Curry.

by Wanawasolls May 1, 2023

PAT "Beef" Devlin

The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.

Hey man have you see PAT "Beef" Devlin lately
RUN he is dangerous.

by wjglwg May 7, 2023

Wild Beef

When you can’t think of what a cow is called, so you call it wild beef.

1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”

by TheCouncilofDev May 8, 2023

Beef Smoothie

Simply, a well shaved fanny.

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

by Blinkybrooks May 9, 2023

heating the beef

The act of stimulating the penis to ejaculation, whether that be self induced or by the actions of others.

Hey babe, what do you think about heating the beef for me tonight?

by beefcheeser May 12, 2023

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 24, 2023