A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.
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Get the iphone air mug.1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.
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At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
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Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
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Get the iPhone air mug.If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.
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