Duck Check

The quick ducking action taken in a puclic restroom to see if any closed stalls are occupied. Often performed to assure safeness in performing a private conversation, whistling, or loud, obnoxious singing. If a duck check proves the company of another restroom-user, silence will ensue.

Bob: Yeah, so then she told me...
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.

by jeenee417 August 11, 2010

Duck

Used to replace the word FUCK in that "oh shit moment" when the teacher is right there

DUCK her right in the pussy

by Penuses November 27, 2014

Ducking

Having a sexual partner ship three day in the kitchen sink while making duck noises.

Oh Quack, oh Quack yeah, quack me up quacker. Choke me quacker. Quaaaaaack ya, ohhhhhh yaaaaaa. Quack me harder, quack me faster. Did u hear marks parents ducking last night

Did you hear Marks parents quacking last night?

by Hopping penguin January 25, 2020

Darkwing Duck

1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.

"DOOOHHH, LETS GET DANGEROUS DARKWING DUCK, IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUM!!!!!"

by Garunga de Grigglo Balongo IV April 9, 2025

Milkshake duck

Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.

“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”

by Xina624 August 15, 2024

Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

by davebarr19 September 2, 2015

The Ducks Are Jedi

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.

Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.

by Brosiff III May 4, 2011