A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
by pandaque April 24, 2015
Get the T-Shirt Paradoxmug. by herp-derpington July 17, 2011
Get the roadkill t-shirtsmug. A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.
Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!
by Pinkel October 10, 2005
Get the T rex titsmug. The art of putting on a party with a friendly crowd, super dooper residents and an amazing music policy.
by billy bonkers May 13, 2005
Get the t-funkshunmug. To The Toilet
a word used when you don't have enough time to say the full un abreiviated version or you'll soil yourself
a word used when you don't have enough time to say the full un abreiviated version or you'll soil yourself
by cai3i3age October 6, 2005
Get the triple Tmug. Post clapping dat ass, for finishing move follow suit:
1.) Any safe room that one would inhabit during a severe storm. ( basement, cellar, or bathroom)
2.) 3 to 4 drum fans blowing on max set up in cyclical patterns to create optimal vortex.
3.) Postion self in front of one of the drum fans, place partner in vortex opposite of you.
4.) Bust that nut into fan vortex and watch it fly. Thus performing the NASTY T-STORM
5.) Recipeint should be fully doused in ejaculate as if they just got caught I'm a t storm of cum.
ENJOY RESPOSIBLY
PS- invite the boys over to increase the storm load.
1.) Any safe room that one would inhabit during a severe storm. ( basement, cellar, or bathroom)
2.) 3 to 4 drum fans blowing on max set up in cyclical patterns to create optimal vortex.
3.) Postion self in front of one of the drum fans, place partner in vortex opposite of you.
4.) Bust that nut into fan vortex and watch it fly. Thus performing the NASTY T-STORM
5.) Recipeint should be fully doused in ejaculate as if they just got caught I'm a t storm of cum.
ENJOY RESPOSIBLY
PS- invite the boys over to increase the storm load.
Mark took Cathy home for a night she would never forget. The night she experienced the Nasty T-Storm
Condition are perfect for a Nasty T-Storm
Condition are perfect for a Nasty T-Storm
by The storm of nasty April 19, 2019
Get the Nasty T-Stormmug. The instinctual response to bring one's arms up to ones's chest comically, much like in the manner of a T-Rex. This is done in response to an extremely awkward situation in which one is left speechless and can only resort to reflex t-rexing. This reaction is also applicable to when someone you find particularly obnoxious comes into the the room and you signal to your friends your dislike of said person without giving yourself away.
"Dude, she asked if i poopjasterblevomulate"
"WHAT? what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just reflex T-rexed until she left"
"WHAT? what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just reflex T-rexed until she left"
by CrunchBerries March 2, 2014
Get the Reflex T-Rexmug.