Emmie-may

This girl has really pretty eyes but I can’t never see what’s behind there, she’s also really annoying and doesn’t appreciate facts about Charlie and the chocolate factory or shitty Facebook market place facts but at the end of the day that’s okay because I’m conclusion she’s a faggot I bet you were excited to see what I wrote and now is disappointed

Emmie-may wants drink Cause she’s bored

by Secret faggot number 2 November 21, 2021

May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

May 14

May 14 is propose to your girlfriend day. If your name is Alex, Elie, or Jack you have to propose to your girlfriend right now.

Jack: hey isn’t today May 14 you should ask sara to marry you today

Elie: You’re right ! I’m gonna go do that right now 💍

by toesuckingbutthole May 13, 2024

6 May

It's the day were a beautiful asf pig pig girl was born 🐷

6 May is the best day

by Nocknockhousekeeping November 20, 2021

May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

may 27

A national day where your gf or smb send you a pussy pic

bae it’s may 27 you know what that means

by mpzy May 26, 2024

May 4th

Send ass pic whore

Its may 4th
Send ass pics whore

by Cockslayer696969Osamabinladen May 4, 2022