Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

by AmboNec September 21, 2013

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge

The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.

"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025

turd molestor

Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.

Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.

by jasetheheadcase1973 March 2, 2017

Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin

The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat

by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024