as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

turd jouster

male homosexual

San Francisco is full of turd jousters

by DavidHChrist March 31, 2021

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

Disk Turds

A series of files that are spread throughout a storage device(s) that serve no purpose or are depreciated.

Those files are simply Disk Turds from an app we no longer use, you can delete them.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 17, 2024

Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old

Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.

by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023