When you take the mouth of your partner stretch it open and shove a baseball bat down her throat. You're doing this all while your friend is giving you love bumps from the back.
This is when things get a little spicy you had previously eaten some hot peppers and when you shit you have your buddy matt spoon feed it to you finally you finish your manly duties and go to bed. Its ok you'll shower in the morning.
This is when things get a little spicy you had previously eaten some hot peppers and when you shit you have your buddy matt spoon feed it to you finally you finish your manly duties and go to bed. Its ok you'll shower in the morning.
by Christan writes June 19, 2025
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A variant of Hanlon's Razor
A variant of Hanlon's Razor
1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
by Terkan June 2, 2021
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by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
Get the golden hush puppy mug.When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.
Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022
Get the Golden Sprinkler mug.Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022
Get the Golden Neti Pot mug.A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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