Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.

We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.

by daddydeals March 28, 2025

Rusty Popsicle

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.

I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.

by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025

Rusty Pelican

A sex move created in the Pacific Northwest United States where a large fish(living or dead) is completely inserted in a woman's vagina then you eat out that woman's butthole.

I gave that girl from the bar a rusty pelican last night!

by TheDarkHornet May 14, 2025

Thrusty Rusty

When a man pegs another man while simultanously jerking him off.

He gave me a thrusty rusty and I came all over my belly.

by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025

Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,

When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!

by King of Memes! May 26, 2025