rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

trusty rusty

When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.

" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"

by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017

Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole

I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder

by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Rusty Bushman

When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.

My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!

by Breakaway December 5, 2019

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

Rusty dong

The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal

When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong

by Rusty Dong May 2, 2021