mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

riding clap

When you ride someone small nakey and make them all salty . your ass claps so hard it sounds like a round of applause and the room sounds like a stadium , the sound of the claps echo so your parents can hear and your baby sister can remember

jOsH: yo last night she was riding clap.

by big dick penis April 18, 2020

Slide n ride

when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.

by uandus February 11, 2020

maunster riding

when she riding that cock so hard it turn the whole thing purple and he starts cumming out his ear

calvin: last night i got a nice maunster riding by brittany!!
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES

by bitchesbepop96 March 11, 2020

Bunga Riding

A popular activity in French Polynesia, Fiji, Maldives and Seychelles were you go riding around a beach in a golf cart

Yo, wanna go Bunga riding when covid ends

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020