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Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.
LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.
by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!
by dailyretard April 23, 2023
mugGet the the potato warmug.

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
mugGet the stale baked potatomug.

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.
mugGet the baked potatomug.

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.
Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.
by TigreZaddz November 5, 2023
mugGet the Trans Atlantic Potato Trademug.

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
mugGet the Potatomug.

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.
by Yushatak February 4, 2019
mugGet the Trash Potatomug.

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