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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl is an online Discord Community which shares vinyl releases, restocks and hosts a range of all things pop culture
Josh: "Bestie we need to mute ha from the LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl server. Go clean your room!"
by JadeThirlwallQueen July 2, 2024
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Sheet Music

1. A music score that a composer writes and is printed on paper
They read sheet music as they played violins.
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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trap music

The worst EDM genre to have ever existed. It's not even music, it's just a bunch of harsh 808 drum samples accompanied with that annoying AF "tic-tic-tic-tic" semiquaver hi-hat pattern. Even hip hop (old school rap) sounds miles better than this POS genre.
So I was studying at the library and then suddenly this ghetto dude who reeks of weed sits near me with his earphones blasting out obnoxious trap music. Couldn't study from all that cacophony.
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Music Circle

The limit of how far one can move away from a music device before being pulled back by the headphones because of unwillingness to take them off, usually due to fucking good music.
Person 1 "Hey can you get that for me?"

Person 2: "Why? It's just a few feet away from you"

Person 1: "But it's outside my music circle and I'm listening to this fucking awesome song right now!"
by g.d.t. August 2, 2011
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White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025
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