Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023

tweaker muffin

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

by anonymous May 1, 2023

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022