ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

by totallycracked December 28, 2022

Dirty Kevin

A person that enjoys fondling/being fondled specifically in the balls, he also enjoys rubbing lube all over his body and diving into a Mr.Neucombe butthole and have a orgy inside the elderly home. And he's SUS.

Bro that's my mom, your such a Dirty Kevin!!!

by COCOOOCO February 8, 2023

the kevin

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.

Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!

by sorangis June 26, 2023

dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.

I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.

by risekevin July 13, 2023

Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!

Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin

by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023

On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name

On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin

by tj06brown November 12, 2023

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023