A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

by Booland March 18, 2019

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Wait'll half

the time when any task short of life or death is completed on Sundays afternoons in the fall

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?

daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??

by cosmofries November 13, 2011

half-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-grandson.

My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half-Breed

Wise man once said... we are all half-breeds.

Why the fuck are their mexican nazis?? We are all half-breeds.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 18, 2011