On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

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Nutsack god

Really sexy mommy that has humongous boobs

Nutsack god enjoys tits!!!
(shes a faggot)

by fruitykokichi September 12, 2021

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God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.

Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret

by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021

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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust

Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!

by sgh unknown February 14, 2022

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