Charlie is a simp . Normally has blonde curly hair and light colored eyes. You can trust a Charlie because he will forget what you said. It's fun to hang out with a Charlie because he's funny and brings a lot of energy, but he is gluten free so good food is off the table when you're together. Charlie enjoys keeping himself in shape, playing Xbox, dancing, and taking half dick pics but then gets shy. Hobbies include not kissing his girlfriend and getting cut from the basketball team. He did, however, have a duet in the 7th grade play with an upperclassman girl. Charlies are fun, so have fun with Charlie.
Where's that bitch boy Charlie?
by Cindy loo who number 2 April 09, 2020
A girl who has a good sense of humour. She is also a sarcastic hoe. She likes to help other people with their problems but can't help herself. Charlie is enjoyable to be around, always has the most fun but get her annoyed and she'll get her sister on you. Music is her go-to. She listens to music in every mood she has. Charlie is popular. She is also debated to be the biggest slag in you know! If you find a Charlie never let go of her she is beautiful and flawless and when she loves you, she pushes a lot of trust towards you. Find a Charlie, keep a Charlie.
by urbandoctionary November 02, 2019
the most amazing human in the world. they are so handsome and gorgeous. they have the most amazing personality, and their smile just lights up my heart. they’ll do anything to make someone they care about. they make me the happiest i have been in so long. and i’m so lucky to have them <3
charlie is so pretty
by uh idk man July 19, 2021
Has a gun collection... always needs to be a bit better then everyone else. Is always the leader, and if he isn't he will beat up the previous leader.
by Bootyeat69 December 27, 2019
Charlie he is the American dream if you are lucky enough to bare his children consider it a great gift and know you won't be the last mother he makes since he is put on this planet to seed the earth with many perfect offspring
Girl one . I hope my baby isn't ugly . girl2 you should of found a charlie and it wouldn't be a worry.
by He will fuck your girltoo August 05, 2021
Absolute unit with huge cock
by Kbosschief January 23, 2022
Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.
Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders
2. Billionaires who lead illegal business
3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents
8. Theologians
9. Or dead
In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders
2. Billionaires who lead illegal business
3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents
8. Theologians
9. Or dead
In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”
Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”
Charlie: “strange right?”
Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:
“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”
Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”
Charlie: “strange right?”
Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:
“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
by Wowthat’scrazybrother December 06, 2019