When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.
“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”
by JnKo June 15, 2025
Get the Apple Jailmug. When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
Get the Chemical Applemug. A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025
Get the How about that applemug. THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
Get the Applesmug. The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
Get the Apple Fistermug. by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020
Get the Apple Chargermug. by Gabe_TF February 6, 2019
Get the Applemug.