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Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose
damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.
Hose Beast by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

beastars 

some dumbass furfag show that you can buy bodypillows of a character called lego from
dude i brought my sixty dollar beastars bodypillow why are you calling me a fag??
beastars by gunnut2 July 30, 2020

breasticle 

the ball sack that hangs below a boob when the person lifts it up
oh my god sarah stop hitting me in the face with your breasticle!
breasticle by justinoutragousx August 8, 2011

BEAST-loaf 

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.
At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

Dense Breasts 

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka
Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?
Dense Breasts by MonakaTheGreat September 30, 2016
A loveable English chap who spends his time frequenting the local bars in search of "prey".

Beasties should be approached with caution and never alone - remember - safety in numbers
Wee Beastie
My Mate Beastie
Beware of the Beastie
Beastie the Matador!
Beastie by Anon February 20, 2004